Accomplishments, Initiations, and Dirty Little Secrets
Can You Guess Which is Which?
- I received a B.S. in psychology and an M.S. in Health and Wellness.
- Pre-children my husband and I had our own successful in-home personal training business.
- We also had our own radio show, called “Fitness Street,” on two local stations where we talked of all things health, wellness, fitness, and nutrition.
- I had three unassisted home-births (I know I mentioned that already in my bio, but I can’t have this list without mentioning it again, obviously.)
- I used to walk around in wings as “The Sparkle Fairy” giving out free hugs, free flowers, stickers, treats, and money to strangers.
- I took aerial silks for 15 months.
- My Dark Night of the Soul began in 2013 and lasted…..YEARS.
- I gained 30 pounds of “ascension weight,” developed cluster migraines, and had chronic fatigue syndrome for….YEARS.
- In 2016 I was gifted an instant and miraculous healing from my chronic fatigue…by a HORSE.
- My family takes a 3 hour “siesta” every day (we call it “rest-time”) from 1pm-4pm and it’s been like this since my first child.
- I worked as a “spirit baby intuitive” for many years, teaching women how to communicate with their unborn babies.
- I wrote a prebirth communication book “What All Spirit Babies Want Their Mamas to Know” in 4 days.
- In 2017 I was “forced” to file bankruptcy in order to stop foreclosure on our home.
- Our home has been under “threat” from the bank for 5 years.
- In 2018 I lost all my ascension weight plus 10 more pounds.
- At the same time I lost that weight, my body started learning how to be fed by LIGHT (chi, prana, love, whatever you want to call it).
- Both my husband and I were VERY clearly “told” when it was time to stop working. Neither one of has worked (in the traditional sense) for years.
- I love Coke. (The soda, that is.)
- I have absolutely ZERO friends “in real life.”
- I AM Enlightened.
